Oops I Conjured Something That Eats the Curtains PDF, Funny Witchcraft Book, 24 Magical Mishap Stories, Illustrated Occult Humor by Selia

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OOPS! I CONJURED SOMETHING THAT EATS THE CURTAINS

And Other Household Incidents

By Selia | The Witch’s Vessel

The invitation sounded reasonable.

The curtains would like to disagree.

Step inside a household where a tiny visitor develops expensive taste in fabric, a devoted guardian declares war on the vacuum, and “something small” turns out to be a measurement rather than a volume setting.

This illustrated collection brings together 24 humorous tales told in Selia’s voice, with strange guests, very literal helpers, dry family commentary, and the ongoing domestic negotiations of life with Crumb.

There are unintended arrivals, an offering that becomes a subscription, a mirror with unsolicited opinions, and a family meeting that should probably have been an email. Through it all, the curtains remain a continuing matter.

• 24 short stories across six themed parts

• 64 pages with seven cinematic illustrations, including the cover

• “What I meant,” “What happened,” and “What I learned” after every story

• Additional family commentary after each incident

• Revised household rules

• A household glossary

• A printable incident report for your own notes

• Clickable contents and PDF bookmarks

Unexpected Arrivals

A Few Clarifications

Hospitality, Apparently

The Family Has Notes

Under Control, Technically

Regarding the Curtains

For readers who enjoy witchy humor, unusual companions, sharp family banter, and the moment a carefully chosen phrase becomes a household problem.

This is a story collection for reading and enjoyment, rather than a step-by-step conjuring manual.

One 64-page PDF ebook.

File size: approximately 2.9 MB.

Page size: 7 × 10.5 inches.

Read on your preferred PDF reader or print using “Fit to page” for your paper size. Color artwork is included; printing is optional.

This is a digital book. No physical book, pendant, or other item will be shipped.

Pull up a chair.

Check behind it first.

Selia

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